Hellur how yur durrin?

I have never been the type of person to sit down and read a book; -Yes, I have been forced by professors and accelerated high school English Teacher's to turn the page of every piece of literature ever assigned to me, but now as I grow older I see plays and other movies breed off of these classic tales.  However, all that being said... I feel as if I could write/blog, my crazy life stories better than sit and read a book about how to diet without eating flour, how to fine tune your assets into a money making piggy bank, or enjoy the best life has to offer without any stress!

There are a couple of things that make a Jacob Jones complete:

• iPhone 4
• MS STATE Athletics
• Amplified Music
• Ability to Donk!
• Twitter Account ( @jacob_jones )
• Sun, Sand, & Water
• Rowdy Amigos that like Mexican & Margaritas
• Last, but definitely not least a Layla the Bulldog Jones

 Combine all ingredients on a clear sunny day and you have yourself the best rowdy friend anyone could ever ask for!  It would appear that I lead an average lifestyle, but if you have known me for at least the past 24 hours you can be well assured that your assumption is wrong.  I categorize myself and my friends by your witty sense of humor, how hard and jolly your laugh is, your ability to come up with jokes on the fly, impact and response ability/time to improv off of other people, ability to quote any movie at any time and put it in everyday lingo like it was nothing.  People do have their own methods to their madness and I am no exception to this.  So this will be the start of that documented journey:

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